One thing leads to another and then...
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One thing leads to another and then...
Doing some googling leads me to a weird christian site where I start clicking on links and I find this:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=398424&postcount=15
I don't know, made me lol pretty loud. This chick is getting wet in church, some crazy Rev. says he'll send you a piece of silk cut out to the shape of his hand for 50 bucks, you sit on it and jizz on it I guess, and you SEND IT BACK TO HIM, and he sends you more for free, and this chick has had 50-60 replacements. WTF?!?!?!?!??!?! I mean how naive can you be, you just ask your parents for $100 so you can get some silk to sit on because you are horny in church???
*Disclaimer, not making fun of any religion here, just thought this was kinda funny.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=398424&postcount=15
I don't know, made me lol pretty loud. This chick is getting wet in church, some crazy Rev. says he'll send you a piece of silk cut out to the shape of his hand for 50 bucks, you sit on it and jizz on it I guess, and you SEND IT BACK TO HIM, and he sends you more for free, and this chick has had 50-60 replacements. WTF?!?!?!?!??!?! I mean how naive can you be, you just ask your parents for $100 so you can get some silk to sit on because you are horny in church???
*Disclaimer, not making fun of any religion here, just thought this was kinda funny.
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Link to the whole thread:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=398424#post398424
Read it and you will be WTFing all day long!!!
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=398424#post398424
Read it and you will be WTFing all day long!!!
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That is so awesome!!
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Holy S*** those girls are just plain stupid haha! Those "Pastors" are prolly beating it while reading it haha
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Just beating it?? His mattress is probably made up of a couple years worth of crusty velvet! Haha! That whole website is full of win!STi2eNvy wrote:Holy S*** those girls are just plain stupid haha! Those "Pastors" are prolly beating it while reading it haha
BTW, the website is also racist as F***, which is how I came across it (going to google and typing in "why do mexicans..." or "why do black people..." it's actually funny what comes up). If you find a guy in the forum with the name Levi Jones, his signature has a picture that says "Don't Re-Nig in 2012"
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OldSchoolAce08- AWD Rookie
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Pastor Ezekiel wrote:Welcome to God's favorite forum, miss harlot. What church do you attend?
You're doing the right thing by telling us about your sinful perversions. Please give us the details. Photos a plus. :thumbsup:
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W O W!!!!!! The fact that these girls are that naive just makes me lose faith in the human race as a whole
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I want a silky rag to sit on
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im offically a member.. im gonna troll so hard on this..
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banned with my first post...
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Fallenhero_08 wrote:banned with my first post...
What was your member name on there?
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Hahahah I was banned my first post too!
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This can't be F*** real?!?!?!?!
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And yet it is. You ought to join up and act like a Jesus freak and see how far you can take it
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