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Post by OldSchoolAce08 on Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:13 pm

Doing some googling leads me to a weird christian site where I start clicking on links and I find this:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=398424&postcount=15

I don't know, made me lol pretty loud. This chick is getting wet in church, some crazy Rev. says he'll send you a piece of silk cut out to the shape of his hand for 50 bucks, you sit on it and jizz on it I guess, and you SEND IT BACK TO HIM, and he sends you more for free, and this chick has had 50-60 replacements. WTF?!?!?!?!??!?! I mean how naive can you be, you just ask your parents for $100 so you can get some silk to sit on because you are horny in church???

*Disclaimer, not making fun of any religion here, just thought this was kinda funny.
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Re: One thing leads to another and then...

Post by OldSchoolAce08 on Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:22 pm

Link to the whole thread:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=398424#post398424

Read it and you will be WTFing all day long!!!
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Post by Det_414 on Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:19 pm

That is so awesome!!

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Post by STi2eNvy on Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:41 pm

Holy S*** those girls are just plain stupid haha! Those "Pastors" are prolly beating it while reading it haha

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Post by OldSchoolAce08 on Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:19 pm

STi2eNvy wrote:Holy S*** those girls are just plain stupid haha! Those "Pastors" are prolly beating it while reading it haha
Just beating it?? His mattress is probably made up of a couple years worth of crusty velvet! Haha! That whole website is full of win!

BTW, the website is also racist as F***, which is how I came across it (going to google and typing in "why do mexicans..." or "why do black people..." it's actually funny what comes up). If you find a guy in the forum with the name Levi Jones, his signature has a picture that says "Don't Re-Nig in 2012"


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Post by OldSchoolAce08 on Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:22 pm

Pastor Ezekiel wrote:Welcome to God's favorite forum, miss harlot. What church do you attend?


You're doing the right thing by telling us about your sinful perversions. Please give us the details. Photos a plus. :thumbsup:
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Post by STi2eNvy on Sun Apr 15, 2012 3:03 pm

Lmao that's funny

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Post by WANTED on Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:32 am

W O W!!!!!! affraid The fact that these girls are that naive just makes me lose faith in the human race as a whole No

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Post by community lurker on Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:59 pm

I want a silky rag to sit on

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Post by Fallenhero_08 on Sat May 12, 2012 3:12 pm

im offically a member.. im gonna troll so hard on this..
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Post by Fallenhero_08 on Sat May 12, 2012 3:24 pm

banned with my first post...
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Post by STi2eNvy on Sat May 12, 2012 4:35 pm

Fallenhero_08 wrote:banned with my first post...

What was your member name on there?

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Post by OldSchoolAce08 on Tue May 15, 2012 1:05 am

Hahahah I was banned my first post too!
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Post by Griff on Tue May 29, 2012 12:28 pm

This can't be F*** real?!?!?!?!

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Re: One thing leads to another and then...

Post by WANTED on Tue May 29, 2012 4:04 pm

And yet it is. You ought to join up and act like a Jesus freak and see how far you can take it Twisted Evil

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