The completely random off topic thread

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1. The first rule of Fight Club is YOU WILL talk about it and share with your friends.
2. Second rule, anything goes. No sissy nannies, or thin skins allowed.
3. Can be serious or absolutely completely random. Anything goes in this thread and pretty much nothing is taboo.
4. If this is your first time in this thread, you have to post.

I like television.

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And cupcakes. I like cupcakes and television

[STi2eNvy]

I hate plastic bumper fasteners

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I hate plastic bumper fasteners

Well then, quit breaking them and all your problems will be solved.

[STi2eNvy]

Well….ummm…. go buy some cupcakes and eat them while watching television! Then you'll be, uhh, happy

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Already done, and they're freaking delicious!!!!!!

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I still feel like it's too damned early to put up Christmas decorations.

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Finally have the damned house just about organized. The crappiest part of moving is your whole life get's turned upside down and sideways in the process.

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New Looney Toons kinda sucks. WTF has happened to cartoons these days?

[Chaz2.5]

BOOBIES! 8 months left in El Paso! 2 of those will be spent in San Antonio at ALC.

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BOOBIES! 8 months left in El Paso! 2 of those will be spent in San Antonio at ALC.

Have fun there.

Hey, my rods fr my new build showed up today!!!!!!! Oh, and BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Definitely boobies.

Is it bad that I find myself bored and incredibly sleepy? In fact, I've spent the last two days catching up on it which is incredibly odd to me.

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Extension paperwork signed! Report next September so that puts me out of El Paso in August!

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Only on account of the fact that I'm currently in Georgia and you're not do I say with all the love in the world, that it sucks to be you

August is good, but you have one more summer to endure

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F*** math!!! I'm getting numbers mixed up in my head while trying to work out clearances for my motor which is kinda pissing me off. Why doesn't it get easier when I'm drinking???!!!!!

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I have been watching WWWWAAAAAYYYYY more Tv than a normal person should (not exactly saying I'm normal, but we'll get there). Damn you Directv for giving me 3 months of free premiums and NFL package!!!!!!!

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So I finally have some semblance of a job for about 3 days. I get to sit around and maybe escort Generals around post. I'm completely enthused -_-

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Every time I think of turning off my television, I find something else to watch that I hadn't seen before.

Also, Project X was surprisingly good.

[STi2eNvy]

lmao I hate blowjobs

[Chaz2.5]

I LIKE TURTLES!

[BlackWagon02]

lmao I hate blowjobs

Really?!?

I hate when I put S*** on my car and something else messes up.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKwwB9P_0PQ

I love vietnam vets! We had a Squadron Reunion with a bunch of badass Cavalry Vietnam vets telling us crazy stories about the war. They go pretty hard as you can see from this video.

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lmao I hate blowjobs

Well there's a shocker!

[Chaz2.5]

Going to bite the bullet and start shopping for a VF39. Was debating between the 39, 23, 30, 34, and 43. Kind of regretting selling off my tmic and injectors now.

[BlackWagon02]

Going to bite the bullet and start shopping for a VF39. Was debating between the 39, 23, 30, 34, and 43. Kind of regretting selling off my tmic and injectors now.

I changed Donald's post from "blow by" to "blowjobs" with my rarely used mod ability. I'm sure, like every guy, he loves blow jobs. I was just messing with him We need to take a ride in my car so you can check out how much a difference between a stage 2 and VF swap is. You probably already know.

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